Kale "Biff" Ashdown

Kale Ashdown is one of the Human Players of Sburb.

Personality
Kale is best described as enthusiastic and friendly, despite having ideals and viewpoints that would make most people cringe at the thought of social contact or optimism. His semi-anarchic viewpoint finds no outlet in his own life, but rather fuels a passion for leadership and friendship, hoping to lead his friends to victory over those who would dare stop them from winning Sburb. He's known for his previous determination to be the biggest badass on the planet, something relieved prior to the story by meeting Dave Strider (due to, in his own words, "that position already being taken"), and instead has become passionate about being himself instead, to the point of obnoxiousness to some.

Interests
Kale has a great many interests, the primary one at the current time being troll politics and culture (which he sees as needlessly oppressive and thus aspires to overthrow the Condesence), but also harbors several much more mundane interests such as sci-fi, rock music (especially a band that happens to support his poltical views through a rock-opera based upon a 1980s video game), and plays the standing bass in his free time.

Abilities
Kale is a competent fighter, wielding a police baton and riot shield in combat against his enemies, turning the very symbols of a police state on the Riotcop Underlings to free his Consorts from the crushing heel of tyranny (actually Wrath). The main reason for such a weapon choice stems from irony, one of the primary interests of his old role model, Dave Strider, as Kale hates police states (viewing them as the ultimate form of oppression in a society).